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On Women Appearing in Chess Tournaments....
Geoff harks back to the good old days
Look at them.
I mean really look at them.
You cannot have women like
this parading up and down the aisles at a chess tournament.
These people are dressed up
for a cat walk, not for defending the Ruy Lopez.
When I played as soon as you
entered the hall you smelt the sweet sour
stench of body odour and all you heard was the ticking of the clocks.
Now all you can smell and hear
is Chanel No.5 and the rattling of the jewellery.
How good are they? How
good are they?
Does that look like the face
of someone who has spend the majority
of their young sweet life cooked up in some bedroom reading your
Alekhine?
They spent 30 minutes studying
the joys of Rooks endings
and 4 hours at the hairdresser.
God alone knows how long it
takes them to prepare for a game.
12 minutes opening analyse and two hours putting on the make up.
In my day we never had girl
chess players.
Well OK we had one or two but
they certainly never had breasts!
Ah….finished, your round I
believe.
Geoff
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